Entry for December 28, 2008

Over Christmas, it was established that (a) Auntie Kerry (that's me) is a much better footballer than she thought and actually scored a goal, but that (b) Auntie Kerry is seriously out of shape and could do with more exercise.

I'm also disturbed by the fact that I have a crush on Russell Brand, who I maintain is a tosser, despite having seen him with his shirt off in a recent film. I must have a thing for younger men (he's one day younger than me).

Entry for December 08, 2008

I've achieved mild fame as a guest blogger on the ATMac site (assistive technology for Apple and Mac users). Feel free to comment :)

Entry for November 25, 2008

First the good news: I'm finally not looking after sick family any more - everyone is fine. To answer Malcolm's question: no, the vomit was nothing to do with an orgy! The bad news is that, in some Daily Mail-headline-like catastrophe, my house seems to have depreciated quite a bit.

Currently I'm putting off doing all our Christmas cards. They're bought, but still somewhat blank. The deal is that Neil does all the wrapping, and I do all the cards. With any luck, the Royal Mail will still exist in a few weeks, and the cards may even arrive!

Entry for November 10, 2008

Now that half term is done, I have more time to waste on the net. I've therefore decided to write a pointless web page: http://www.geocities.com/leftfootgirl

Entry for October 07, 2008

While filling out a meaningless myspace survey, I remembered that the last film we saw was The Duchess. I'd recommend it, although Neil seemed to find it boring (typical man). Oh yes, and the reason we went out is that it was our 10th anniversary last Friday - yay us! Disappointingly, none of my internet stalkers wished me a happy anniversary.

Entry for September 30, 2008

It's getting increasingly common for stalkers to steal other people's pictures and create ridiculous fake profiles. You know who you are - stop doing it! (It hasn't happened to me recently, but it has to a couple of my friends.)

You know you've been spending too long on Second Life/Yahoo when... you're walking around outside and find yourself thinking "nice avatar" at people with exotic clothes, hair or accessories. I clearly need to get out more.

Entry for August 20, 2008

Yesterday, someone showed me a video clip of a young girl who looked a lot like me (in terms of looks and disability). I'm still surprised at my reaction, which was basically one of jealousy, not unlike the feeling you get when you go to a party and someone else is wearing pretty much the same thing as you. I'm still psychoanalysing myself over this - obviously on some level, I like being unique.

Well, that was incredibly self-absorbed, but you know me - what did you expect?